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10 Failed Doomsday Predictions

Many have foreseen the end of the world. Luckily, they're predictions have been a bit off. » Full Story on LiveScience

11.....Global warming.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Read the Bible. Revelations will tell you what happens.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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This is one "prophet of doom" who I think is right
YouTube - Fred (of "Fred Goes Swimming") tries to wake the sheep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAqr3GH8PA

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Doomsday predictions have been around since Nostradamus, who made hundreds or predictions.

Obviously, the prophecy utterly failed.

Lets hope we can stop the Al Gore, hoax of Global warming, also the Cap & Trade.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Bible. THE STORY BOOK????????

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Doomsday happen when they turn on the particle accelerator. That's when Earth will be consumed by tiny blackholes.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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i thought it was oprah bending over in the shower and The United states getting sucked into her asss,

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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i cant even fathom that. could u imagine what that wouldbe like in Orkas ass , oops i meant oprah

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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people really no what's go'n to occur but are in denial concerning the bible. the book of revelations describes in detail what's go'n to take place. so get with the bible.......

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Ahhhh yes. Doomsday. They forgot Nibiru, that bullsh1t planet/star/asteroid/comet/spaceship (yes, take your pick, there's a theory stating at least one for each) that will come around on 2012 and either flip our magnetic poles, crash into us, break us apart, align the planets which will break us apart, cause our oceans to boil, or any other number of bullsh1t outcomes. Of course, the people who believe this also believe every politician is a Reptilian Alien (and overly compressed mpeg video is their proof, along with reflections on people's eyes), and also that the Government is using Commercial Airliners to spray chemical trails in the sky, to rain down on us. Whoever coined the phrase, beware of stupid people in large groups, had NO IDEA how right he was.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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The internet is a way by which knowledge can be shared, but also stupidity.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Keep your morals in the gutter,in time the truth will be revealed.In Gods time,a day could be a 1,000 years,a 1000 years could be a day.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Can

According to the hadith of Prophet Muhammad (saas) Doomsday will take place around 2120. That is, our grandsons' grandsons will see it. This information is reliable and accurate since it is revelad to the last Prophet by God. Doomsday as described in the Quran and Bible are almost the same, indicating that they are both sent by God, only at different times. In this sense, I agree with Rutro.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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World wouldn't be as funny without the doomsday crackpots. And really on the Revelations? Give me a break.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Well, even if a disaster of biblical proportions doesn't hit us... I'm sure man will do just fine. 99.99 % of all species have gone extinct (Look it up). We're eventually going to be next in line.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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The guy forgot The Prophet Al of Gore and the Global Warming Doomsday Cult.

Funny how much Global Warmingism sounds like all the other doomsday prophecies.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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- - - - - - - - - - SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT IN '12 - - - - - - - - - - -

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Pat

Global Warming is nothing more than a way to control the masses so that Big Brother tells us what to eat, drive, live etc.

And idiots like the self appointed ecological expert Algore has made at least $100 million off this nonsense. Carbon is NOT a greenhouse gas thereby causing warmer temps as witnessed in the last decade in which the opposite is true and has been recorded as such.

What we should be worried about is the loss of the sovereignty of the US and this North American Union (Mexico, US, Canada combined) which is a precursor if you will to this New World Order.

And before you thumb your noses at the NWO as being merely a conspiracy theory ask yourself this; Why are their (NWO) goals basically the same goals of Obama? He claims to be a world citizen does he not? Then what do you think that means then? Even H. Kissinger stated Obama is in the best position of all Presidents to welcome in a NWO!

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Joe

The bible is just a book written by men long ago and changes whenever its convenient. No boogey man, no god, your on your own. Just a bunch of scared hypocrites.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Only God knows that answer.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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I have another doomsday prediction. the cracks in the desert of Ethiopia will release the Dinosaurs, insects and virus that will doom us all.





enjoy.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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You see that's why so many predictions fail ... man is just man and GOD IS GOD

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come. It's like a man going away: He leaves his house and puts his servants in charge, each with his assigned task, and tells the one at the door to keep watch. Therefore keep watch because you do not know when the owner of the house will come back--whether in the evening, or at midnight, or when the rooster crows, or at dawn. If he comes suddenly, do not let him find you sleeping. What I say to you, I say to everyone: 'Watch!' (Mark 13:32-37)
If we examine these passages carefully, Jesus is warning us to stay alert and “Watch!” as we see the Day of the Lord approaching. However, we will not know “the day or the hour.”

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Man built his own "Frankenstein" with the Atomic bomb.
It is mans own self destructive behavior that will be his undoing, not Gods, not freaking Al "greenhouse" Gore and surely not some lame schizoid tiring to predict the future from a grain of salt.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour (Matthew 25:13).

May God Give All with Wisdom But Let Him ( God ) Decide When The Best Time For His Plans To Be Fulfilled

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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HERES A DOOMSDAY PREDICTION! ! ! !

GETTING MARRIED !

YOUR LIFE IS GUARANTEED TO END

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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More predictions:

Evangelist/author Chuck Smith predicted the Christian rapture would occur by 1981, and the second coming by 1988. In my former home state of Arizona, a group of Christians gathered on Mt. Lemmon one day to await the rapture.

The Jupiter effect: a planetary alignment was supposed to end the world on March 10th, 1982. I was in the eighth grade back then. On the day before our English teacher assgned us to write an essay about the end of the work.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Here's another Doomsday prophecy that won't come true. The GOP will reclaim a majority of power in the Senate and the Presidency in 2012. Eww. Just the thought of that scares the beejeezus out of me.

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People that scoff at the prospect of coming doom will be the first and last to suffer. Any one can see that the world is coming to an end and 2012 will be the year that we all die.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Ass Man.......And the goofy dipsh_ts like Piglosi don't? She's the scariest bytch on the planet. Not only is she ugly on the outside, she's ugly on the inside too.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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Horrors beyond the imagination. You must pray that you will be spared else you too shall witness the end of time.

posted Nov 4, 2009 |
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